What it means: My friends think I have turned into the worst version of myself Why it's used: To show that, in fact, your partner is actually the problem Scenario: You spend the majority of your day getting into arguments that are so petty that you have no idea how they started but you have to win Synonyms: I don't want you to bring me down with you; I think you have problems; You're a psycho I have to focus on me for a little. Bob, I'd like you to meet Roy. So if you're looking for a slightly classier breakup line to end things once and for all, here are a few promising options: 4. I will always remember you as a wonderful person, and I'll always have a special place for you in my heart. You smell funny and no, I don't like the way you kiss, I do think it's weird that you like to sing showtunes while having sex.
Some of these are crazy! If they can stay friends, then it means that they are still in love or that they never were. Could you really love somebody who was absolutely nobody without you? Hey, wanna come over to Myspace and Twitter with my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook? Pay no attention to my android double when you see it. He may go to a strip club or pick up a one-night-stand at a bar. Be empathetic Your side of the breakup is no picnic, but your girlfriend will undoubtedly take the brunt of the impact. I know you'll go far, and I hope you will always remember me as one of your biggest cheerleaders.
Your ex deserves it, and dealing with negative situations is a life skill that you will need yourself as you go through life. Breaking up is never easy to do, whether you are the one doing the breaking up or the one being broken up with. Finally, pencil her in for a time when she has an hour or more to spare. Dear Joe, I thought I could handle a long distance relationship, but I'm afraid this is just too much. Nothing is worse than seeing the two of you together and knowing that I will never have you again.
This is when bad things happen, such as cheating, fighting, apathy, and downgrading to friends with benefits. What am I supposed to do when the best part of me was always you? That kind of argument is susceptible to blows from logic and reasoning from someone determined to keep you theirs. It's not what I wanted, but it's what best for the both of us. The second two may be tempting, but you're opening yourself up to debate -- a debate you may be ill-prepared for. Prepare your speech and don't let him interrupt you until you've said everything you had to say. Make sure that your words to your boyfriend are matching your actions.
You have to let go of the life that you planned together. I've been fighting it, and if anyone could have converted me it would have been you. Are you going to eat those fries? How about misery after three years? But, unlike the real people, fictional characters have authors to write them the perfect breakup lines. I miss your smile, but I missed mine more. Because I've been seeing people behind your back. Breaking up with someone is always painful. Thank you for taking the time to participate in this survey.
I like my relationships like I like my eggs —over easy. But after some time, it all fades away and you start to heal. Truest words I have ever said to you during the course of this relationship. Moving on is easy, but it is staying moved that is the challenge. I'll always remember our time together as a special time in my life.
Breaking up is like having the worst nightmare right after having the best dream. Just make sure you're absolutely 100% certain about the breakup, lest you fall into the traps of the following category. Good to use on fairly strong and confident people who can take an emotional punch. Also, text messages can be confusing. If it was good, then that is wonderful. You want to surround yourself with people who want to be in your life.
As you get over this heartbreak, know that there is something better out there waiting for you. They are so excited that I'm dating someone nice! Goodbye, Alan It's Not All About the Letter Your sad relationship letter to your boyfriend or girlfriend will help you end the relationship with your partner, but delivering it won't be all you will need to do. You can't lose what you don't own. At times, our relationship felt like it was the best thing that had ever happened to me, but lately, everything has felt wrong. Whatever helps you sleep at night, bruh! The detox symptoms reminded me of when I got sober 11 years ago — I felt sick, tired, and even depressed. Please, do not use any of these. Nobody ever said that letting go was easy, but holding on to something that is no longer there can be just as difficult.